Great B-Movie Titles

The Incredibly Strange Creatures That Stopped Living And Became Mixed Up Zombies: I think this has to be the longest movie title that I've ever seen. I have not seen this one yet, but how can a movie with such a great title be bad?

Bloodsucking Pharaohs in Pittsburgh: This is proof that a great title doesn't necessarily mean a good movie. This movie didn't suck blood, it just plain sucked.

Hey, Stop Stabbing Me: This is a good example of amateur indie filmmaking. "Hey, Stop Stabbing Me" has got to be one of the funniest movies I've ever seen.

Zontar, The Thing From Venus: Another one that I haven't seen yet, but just judging from the title, I need to see it sometime.

The President's Neck Is Missing: Okay, this one doesn't actually exist. This was a made up title of a Troy McClure movie from "The Simpsons".

The Thing That Ate The World: Another fictional movie title. This one was from an episode of "Emergency!", when a screenwriter was following Johnny and Roy around, looking for ideas for a new movie. All I have to say though, if they actually make this movie, I'll see it.

A Nymphoid Barbarian In Dinosaur Hell: Another one that proves that a good title doesn't mean a good movie. The Troma movies that I’ve seen have been hit or miss. This one was certainly a miss.

Cannibal Women In The Avacado Jungle Of Death: This one was actually pretty good. Several clips from this movie were used in making another B-Movie, "Bimbo Movie Bash".

Prehistoric Bimbos In Armageddon City: This one is another amateur indie film. It was okay, but not great by any means. Normally, a movie with the word "Bimbos" in the title suggests gratuitous nudity... not in this one.

Purple Death From Outer Space: Another one that I haven't seen, but I certainly want to. This one is a Flash Gordon movie from 1940. If I'm not mistaken, it was compiled from the Flash Gordon serials.

This is certainly not an exhaustive list of great b-movie titles. There are many, many others, "Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter" would be one. These are just the ones that I could think of off the top of my head.